Monday, February 6, 2017

The Pink Room, Chapter 15, Food, Part 3



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The Pink Room: Thoughts About Intentional Living  
Chapter 15/ Food.
Part 3 (Previous post contain the previous chapters.)

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When I worked at the big corporate office in the new Platinum Leed Certified Building our group was in the retouching room, which was a small dark room in the back corner of the photo studio. We re-touched photos and took out all the imperfections.

We’d sit, the five of us, at our computers removing blemishes and dust, scratches and anything the art director requested be removed. Images for the newest campaigns would come through our office and after eight hours we’d release them all shined up, we would talk all day as we worked. At one point one of the guys decided to hang up a sweet roll on his bulletin board. He thought it was significant to watch because the expiration date had long passed when it came out of the machine. He wanted to see how long it would take before it changed. I thought the whole thing was gross.

I told him he needed to throw it away. He would just laugh at me. I mentioned I would get “revenge” somehow. He’d laugh some more. (I’m not really the revenge type.)

The next day the hijinks began. It started right before lunch. I put a second vending machine snack on his bulletin board. Every time he left the office I’d add another one. At noon I went to the store and bought a variety of boxes of Little Debbie snacks--and pins.

By the end of the day, there were about six snacks dangling from the bulletin board and he couldn’t shake the smile from his face. He kept asking who was doing it, suspecting me, but I didn’t tell. I’d find a way to be on the phone or not hear the question.

I stayed late that day. Everyone left and I busted out bags of Little Debbie snacks. It took quite a while but I created about eight rows and twelve columns of snacks on the bulletin board.

There was quite a reaction in the morning. He laughed and laughed and laughed some more. He offered a snack to everyone who came in. He told anyone who would listen about the dumb Danish that started it. And he put a post-it on it labeled “don’t eat.” He rewarded my efforts by removing the Danish to his desk drawer, but he would not throw it away.

People loved it so much that my Christmas gift was wrapped snacks pinned to the wall. The chaos began again.

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Food has a way of bringing people together; food and hijinks even more so. I’ve always enjoyed that family gatherings began with food and menu planning and when we gathered, we’d pray. They seemed to go hand in hand.